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Scandals & Habits - Naughty Proverbs - Hooded Sweatshirt Heavy Blend™

Scandals & Habits - Naughty Proverbs - Hooded Sweatshirt Heavy Blend™

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Introducing our hoodie that’s sure to raise a few eyebrows and get some laughs! It features an Amharic proverb with a naughty twist on tardiness: "He who lingers with his donkey is predisposed to a discreet inclination." Yes, it's hinting at a rather “peculiar” reason for running late - let’s just say, an act may be involved!

Design Inspiration: The cryptic charm of the proverb is made for those who appreciate playful speculation and don’t mind a few questions about their questionable delays. Here's Dani's story:

In sun soaked hills,
where tales take flight,
Dani's donkey sets the pace, 
never quite right. 

Their path is a riddle,
and a whispered delay,
what secrets they share,
only donkeys can say.

Introducing Naughty Proverbs - Introducing Naughty Proverbs - Gitimtim's playful collection of t-shirts and hoodies that celebrates the mischief, humor, and charm of irreverent Amharic proverbs. These witty sayings remind us that wisdom often hides in laughter, and a lighthearted spirit is always worth cherishing.

Key Hoodie Features:

  • Luxurious Feel: 50% cotton and 50% polyester, medium-heavy plush fabric (8.0 oz/yd² or 271 g/m²).
  • Functional Style (front pouch): A spacious kangaroo pocket in the front.
  • Design Details: A color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood.
  • Unisex: Noticeably good fit, stylish for everyone. 
  • Ethical Craftsmanship: Produced under fair labor standards and humane practices.

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Size Measurements Best For
S Chest Circumference: 40 inches; Length: 27.17 inches; Sleeve Length (from center back): 33.5 inches Height: 5'3" - 5'7" (160-170 cm); Weight: 120-145 lbs (54-66 kg). Ideal for a regular fit on smaller-framed adults or teenagers.
M Chest Circumference: 44 inches; Length: 27.95 inches; Sleeve Length (from center back): 34.5 inches Height: 5'6" - 5'10" (168-178 cm); Weight: 145-175 lbs (66-80 kg). Provides a comfortable, regular fit for average-framed adults.
L Chest Circumference: 48 inches; Length: 29.13 inches; Sleeve Length (from center back): 35.5 inches Height: 5'9" - 6'1" (175-185 cm); Weight: 175-210 lbs (79-95 kg). Suitable for adults with average to larger frames, with a slightly relaxed fit.
XL Chest Circumference: 52 inches; Length: 29.92 inches; Sleeve Length (from center back): 36.5 inches Height: 5'10" - 6'2" (178-188 cm); Weight: 210-245 lbs (95-111 kg). Offers a regular to relaxed fit for broader or taller individuals.
2XL Chest Circumference: 56 inches; Length: 31.1 inches; Sleeve Length (from center back): 37.5 inches Height: 6'0" - 6'4" (183-193 cm); Weight: 245-280 lbs (111-127 kg). Provides a relaxed fit for larger or taller individuals, allowing for comfort and layering.
3XL Chest Circumference: 60 inches; Length: 31.89 inches; Sleeve Length (from center back): 38.5 inches Height: 6'2" - 6'5" (188-196 cm); Weight: 280-325 lbs (127-147 kg). Comfortable and roomy for larger frames, with ample space for layering.
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