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Bare Buttocks - Naughty Proverbs Collection - Hooded Sweatshirt Heavy Blend™

Bare Buttocks - Naughty Proverbs Collection - Hooded Sweatshirt Heavy Blend™

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This light-hearted hoodie may be a playful nudge to those family members or roommates who sweet talk their way through tight spots and out of shared expenses. The user of this proverb may also exhibit a dash of anger that comes across funny.

Design Inspiration: This is a story about Dawit:

In the shared abode, Dawit's the name,
"No money," he claims, in playful refrain.
Yet, in banters with ladies,
his charm knows no bounds,
he sips on water, and buys no rounds.

Introducing Naughty Proverbs - Introducing Naughty Proverbs - Gitimtim's playful collection of t-shirts and hoodies that celebrates the mischief, humor, and charm of irreverent Amharic proverbs. These witty sayings remind us that wisdom often hides in laughter, and a lighthearted spirit is always worth cherishing.

Key Hoodie Features:

  • Luxurious Feel: 50% cotton and 50% polyester, medium-heavy plush fabric (8.0 oz/yd² or 271 g/m²).
  • Functional Style (front pouch): A spacious kangaroo pocket in the front.
  • Design Details: A color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood.
  • Unisex: Noticeably good fit, stylish for everyone. 
  • Ethical Craftsmanship: Produced under fair labor standards and humane practices.

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Size Measurements Best For
S Chest Circumference: 40 inches; Length: 27.17 inches; Sleeve Length (from center back): 33.5 inches Height: 5'3" - 5'7" (160-170 cm); Weight: 120-145 lbs (54-66 kg). Ideal for a regular fit on smaller-framed adults or teenagers.
M Chest Circumference: 44 inches; Length: 27.95 inches; Sleeve Length (from center back): 34.5 inches Height: 5'6" - 5'10" (168-178 cm); Weight: 145-175 lbs (66-80 kg). Provides a comfortable, regular fit for average-framed adults.
L Chest Circumference: 48 inches; Length: 29.13 inches; Sleeve Length (from center back): 35.5 inches Height: 5'9" - 6'1" (175-185 cm); Weight: 175-210 lbs (79-95 kg). Suitable for adults with average to larger frames, with a slightly relaxed fit.
XL Chest Circumference: 52 inches; Length: 29.92 inches; Sleeve Length (from center back): 36.5 inches Height: 5'10" - 6'2" (178-188 cm); Weight: 210-245 lbs (95-111 kg). Offers a regular to relaxed fit for broader or taller individuals.
2XL Chest Circumference: 56 inches; Length: 31.1 inches; Sleeve Length (from center back): 37.5 inches Height: 6'0" - 6'4" (183-193 cm); Weight: 245-280 lbs (111-127 kg). Provides a relaxed fit for larger or taller individuals, allowing for comfort and layering.
3XL Chest Circumference: 60 inches; Length: 31.89 inches; Sleeve Length (from center back): 38.5 inches Height: 6'2" - 6'5" (188-196 cm); Weight: 280-325 lbs (127-147 kg). Comfortable and roomy for larger frames, with ample space for layering.
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